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Getting Extreme in HBTS

Life has been awesome in Hood-by-the-Sea lately… headed out to Plum Island the other day for some sweet, sweet hang-out action. A “who can look the coolest in the air” competition was held while we were out there. Who do you think takes the cake?

Wilbur surfing the wake.

This shot of J. Glass wouldn’t be that pimp if it weren’t for the 6-pack abs in the foreground.

Ben getting Twisted. How does he bend like that?

Reedo says, “what’s up, brahhh?” in mid-air.

This is kind of neat.

Wilbur’s air-shot… Pretty extreme, just like everything else he does.

If Epstein was a letter, he’d be a Y.

Twisteds!


Saturday Day Trip, Cape Cod Bay Challenge

Cruised with my boy BDOT to Provincetown on Saturday… We traveled over via ferry, and upon arrival we met up with XstremeSportWillis and his mama. We spent some time cruising around town, admiring the sights, and then, it was time…

We sprinted down the pier, and directed our gaze to the outer harbor. In the distance were small orange dots… fourty-two of them. And what were these orange dots, you ask? Well, friends, I will tell you…

These orange dots were none other than a group of admirable men and women, paddle-board extraordinaires, who were in the final stretch of a great, great adventure. Ten hours earlier, they had set out in the darkness in the waters off Plymouth. And now, thirty miles later, and after some grueling paddling across Cape Cod Bay, they were nearly done.

The orange dots grew larger, and before too long, they had reached the wharf. We ran again, this time in the other direction, back down the pier to the beach where they would come to shore.

And then it was hugs and kisses, and cheering galore. Proud family and friends rushed the water to congratulate the gang. What a feat! And then everyone migrated up to the Surf Club (a fantastic dining experience) for some live music, party-action, raffles, speeches, etc… Great success! And FYI, the CCBC is a kick-ass fundraiser that benefits Christopher’s Haven, which is a kick-ass charity. Check it out here.

BriGuy and I on the Fast-Ferry in Beantown.

Beantown is glorious.

Can you spot Brian?

There he is!

There are pirates in Ptown.

Best paint job on a car, ever.

There are whales in Ptown.

Ptown has foot long hot dogs.

The Surf Club offers a mighty tasty Bloody.

Brian loves rainbows.

Four dudes.

CCBC!

Bdot and I took special care not to ride this boat, because it’s not #1.

Bdot and Wilbur took a swim.

Here come the paddlers!

Landfall!

Wilbur, Bruise and Bets.

Great wall of paddlers!

Bruise is a champ!

Sundown in Truro

Back on the ferry going home!

Beantown, still looking awesome twenty-four hours later.


Third Installation of the “Pure Magic Adventure”

After Saratoga, we ventured further to the Northwest… all the way to Sennnnnecaaa Faaaaaaaalls. And the sweet-sweet magic continues…

This was the first place we visited in Seneca Falls. If you’re looking for booze, I do not recommend it. On the other hand, if you need a second hand bath tub, or a dish washer, this could be the place for you.

The mad-nice cottage.

The mad-nice house.

This is what hanging out looks like.

Tomás y Nuria en el hammoc.

I see two things wrong with this photo.

Mmm, mmm good.

The dock rules hard.

Party barge.

This was my jam for the weekend.

Oh yeeaaaaah.

Scrabble!

Dudes and chicks in the water.

Denty loves Tea.

Jet ski party.

Looking for bald eagles. Yes, we spotted one.

The more photos of jet skis, the better.

Water skiing happened.


SaratogaParty

After flying back from Nantucket to Logan (FYI, awesome plane ride in a little Cessna over Mass Bay), I hopped in the car and cruised up to Saratoga/Galway, NY to join the Smeallie-fam at their farm. No words needed here, photos will tell-all.

The Farm Is Awesome

Martha hates this fence because she says, “it makes our pool look like a giant playpen.” I tell her, “Martha, it is that.”

There are frogs in the pool.

There is a Trampoline.

We spent easily 1/3 of our time at the farm juggling.

More juggling!

I am the first person out of Monopoly every time I play. Seriously.

Dressed up to go to the Race Track.

Saratoga Race Track!

Box seats? Yes please.

My three favs.

The gate goes swoosh, and the horses go vroom, and the guy goes, “annnnnd their off!”

Horses! P.S. I lost tons of $ at the track.

Let’s have another look out that outfit…. dammmmn. Who cares about money when you look this good?


Hank, World Traveler

Just returned from a ten-day getaway, and the best way to sum it up is this… I had so much fun, it hurts. Literally… I am in extreme physical pain. But it hurts so good.

I have lots of photos from my various stops, so I’ve broken down my adventures into a few separate posts. I’ll begin with Cape Cod and Nantucket, and sometime in the next couple of days I’ll cover New York.

But after four stops, and with 2-3 day stays at each locale, it feels like I’ve had four back-to-back-to-back-to-back action packed weekends. And with no naps allowed, a truck-load of driving, and probably not enough water I’m glad to be burrowed in the couch for a recovery day.

All in all, it was pure magic. And so it begins…

The night before my adventure began, I rolled sushi for the first time with some friends. It was awesome.

Dinner for four.

Arriving at the Cape house. Situated in an OK spot.

This deck is also an OK spot to sit and hang out.

Ultimate reading and napping spot.

Classsssssic Sunset.

Skipped a lot of stuff that happened in Cape Cod, like I bought some cool artworks, and my aunt had an opening at a gallery, and I had some quality family time, etc, etc… but anyways, here I am with Muscles… now on Nantucket Island.

And here I am, beachside, with the man… Charlie.

Stressful place to be.

Lu-man is the ultimate beach dog, and a digging champion.

Math and nature collide… fascinating. Seriously though.


I’ll Be Gone ‘Til November

Actually, I’ll only be gone until the 8th of August… but I’ll be making appearances and signing autographs in Cape Cod, Nantucket (again), Saratoga Springs, NY and Seneca Falls, NY.

Activities on the roster include ultra beach relaxation, boating, fishing, bunch fine dining, betting on the horses at the Saratoga track, jet-ski-action, cliff jumping galore, mega bike rides, scooter rides, occasional bar partying, ice cream will be there, and so, so, so much more.

Upon my return… I’ll have a full report.

Nantucket, Fun Bucket

Summer after summer after summer, I have friends who venture down to the island of Nantucket to work, chill, live-it-up, etc… And time after time, I’ve been beckoned to come down for a taste of the fun. It’s relatively close to home (2 hr. drive to Hyannis + 1 hr. ferry ride), and they’ve always indicated that it is a total blast, yet for years I declined the invitations.

So, this past weekend, I finally went… And all I can say is, yesssssss.

My brotha’ from anotha’ motha’ (he is in fact born of the same motha’, I just like the saying) is living down there this summer, and naturally, I had to go.

The beaches are the greatest, the waves are huge, people are constantly getting barreled, there is fishing to be done, mega fun bike rides are a must, a lovely harbor town, the golf courses are fancy, there is mega nice food to be had, and a candy store, chicks live there, and the bar scene is pretty radical.

So if you desire to go… be sure to bring an extra sweater to wrap around your neck, (or a lacrosse jersey, it’s very bro-ish down there) and maybe tap into your savings account for some extra mula, cause it gets to be expensive. But let me tell you, so f’in worth it.

Thanks to all of you down there for being so kind to us, and showing us the best time ever. FYI, we’re coming back soon for more.

Muscles’ mansion gives 1010 a good run for it’s money.

Charlie and Luigi were there. Lu got buried.

Andrew was my wingman.

Pingree Reunion

Nobadeer Beach, a.k.a Brobadeer Beach

This is not Nantucket, but it’s Muscles and me and thereby it’s awesome.