Aspen, CO. On Sunday, Aspen police detained professional freeskier Peter Olenick, a local of Carbondale, CO between the hours of 7:30 and 8:30 PM when it was discovered that he had used a pipe to get extremely, extremely high. Other skiers including Justin Dorey, Kevin Rolland, Mike Riddle, Xavier Bertoni and Simon Dumont were also caught in the act.
Blood tests were conducted, and the results showed that Olenick was in fact considerably “more high” than the others in the group. Further investigation led to the discovery that (and to the bewilderment of all parties involved) Olenick had set a Guinness record for being the world’s highest man using a pipe as his means of getting high.
When asked about how high he was, Olenick reported, “I’m feeling pretty awesome.” Evidently, the thrill of being so damn high outweighed the fact that he would ultimately face prosecution for his actions. Olenick has been charged with being “high in public,” and is being held by police for questioning.
Olenick is Pictured Here Getting High.
Gold is Good.
“What Does That Even Mean?”
Brian Knows Him.
Change of Plans.
Does This Warrant an Excused Absence?
So what did CHONG say?