Letter to Matt Cooke Of The Pittsburgh Penguins

Dear Matt #24,

You are the worst player in the NHL. I am sure of this, because after logging extensive hours playing EA Sports NHL 2010, it is clear that you are hands-down the slowest, and most inept player in the entire video game. Obviously, the creators of this game conducted vigorous research on each athlete in the league, and your poor skills in the NHL 2010 therefore reflect your game play on the ice.

Also, your illegal hit on Marc Savard today was deeply upsetting to me.

If you will please leave a personal apology in my comments area, I will consider retracting my above statement.

Signed,

Henrik

3 Responses to “Letter to Matt Cooke Of The Pittsburgh Penguins”


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  3. 3 Frank B

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