I was over at Meggo’s place this weekend when all of a sudden, I really had to take a leak. I ran upstairs to the bathroom, hopped and skipped as I stumbled through the doorway (like I said, I really had to go), unzipped my trousers, and…
Oh no!
I was about to let er’ rip, but was taken aback when I realized that the toilet was in fact, a monster (gasp). The ferocious creature began to growl, and it was wide eyed. I feared he would attack.
To my great pleasure, however, the monster calmed. And he said to me, “here, you can pee into my mouth.”
So, I did.
The Toilet Monster
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