Published on March 10, 2010
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Tens of thousands turned out at the University of Colorado Recreation Center this evening to cheer on the Wally Do’s in their season opener versus the new-to-the-league Fragglestickcars. And the Wally Do’s did not disappoint!
In an interview after the game, Tyler Lawson noted, “we were a bit apprehensive in the locker room before the game, as we didn’t know what to expect from this new team. But as soon as the puck hit the ice, the weight seemed to lift and we skated our way to a hard fought 2-0 victory.” Despite the big win, team captain Henrik Lampert expressed some concern. “I’m definitely happy to get the win, but we looked real sloppy out there. We’re going to have to go back to the drawing board and figure out how to slow the play down… we were all over the place tonight.”
The team now has an entire week to rest, and they are looking forward to some practice. Co-Captain Patrick Westfeldt remarked, “we’re definitely going to get some ice time in this week, we’ve got to smooth out the bumps and make sure we’re in tip top shape for our game next week against the Goon Squad.”
Like Westfeldt mentioned, the Wally Do’s will be taking on the infamous Goon Squad next Tuesday at 7:45 PM MST. All fans are encouraged to come, and team member Brian Schroy would like to let the fans out there know, “if you show up next Tuesday to watch our game, an MTV crew will be there, and you can be on TV, so you should probably come.”
Some Pretty Good Players Hit Up The Pretty Good Grocery Post Game
Published on March 9, 2010
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For months, the members of The Wally Do’s intramural ice hockey team at the University of Colorado (Boulder) have been dreaming of this day. “I can’t believe it’s finally time, I can’t wait to lace ‘em up” exclaimed Packman Westfeldt, Co-captain of the team.
This evening, at 8:45 PM MST, The Wally Do’s square off against the team, Fragglestickcar. The game will take place at the University Recreation Center, and the team has stressed the importance of having fans come to show their support. Willis Lindabury, an outstanding goal scorer and veteran of the team remarked, “it’s awesome having our friends out there to support us, it brings an intensity to our game that otherwise would be absent. It’s not like we just want to win for ourselves, but we want to win it for our friends too. We’re like one big Wally Do’s family.”
Fans are asked to arrive to the Rec Center at 8:35 PM. Also, loud mouths, air horns, cow bells, gigantic signs, beach balls, bikinis, boom boxes to play Lady Gaga, bottles of champagne and pocket flasks are all encouraged.
Henrik Lampert airs out his gear for the first time in months.
Published on March 8, 2010
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Dear Matt #24,
You are the worst player in the NHL. I am sure of this, because after logging extensive hours playing EA Sports NHL 2010, it is clear that you are hands-down the slowest, and most inept player in the entire video game. Obviously, the creators of this game conducted vigorous research on each athlete in the league, and your poor skills in the NHL 2010 therefore reflect your game play on the ice.
Also, your illegal hit on Marc Savard today was deeply upsetting to me.
If you will please leave a personal apology in my comments area, I will consider retracting my above statement.
Signed,
Henrik
Published on March 4, 2010
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I will be a hot dog. I’ll spend my days lounging in the sun atop checkerboard picnic blankets. I’ll soak in the rays, and will become ultra tan. All of the lady-hot-dogs will like my tan skin, and they will rub oily mustard all over me to ensure I don’t get burnt. And nobody will eat me. I will be the perfect hot dog.
This Hot Dog, Is A Happy Hot Dog
